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    Country Puddle

    A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the…
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    Doctor News

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    Historical Application

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    Special Message

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    Drag Racing Moped

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    Paper View

    I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my…
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    Singing Practice

    Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she…
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    How Hot Is It?

    How hot is it? The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The…
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    Day Of Mourning

    In response and reaction to today's events in New York City, all Cybersalt.org e-mail…
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    Stolen Turkey

    Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I…
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    Potato Problem

    Upon going away to college, my former brother-in-law received a hand mixer from his…
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    Birds and Bees

    Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the…
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    The Verge

    A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' Mother's name?"One child…
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    Do You Have?

    A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do…
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    Actual Signs

    Bucharest Hotel Lobby - "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time you…

An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.

"What are you selling, young man?" he asked.

"I'm not selling anything, sir," the young man replied. "I'm the census taker."

"A what?" the man asked.

"A census taker. We are trying to find out how many people are in the United States."

"Well," the man answered, "you're wasting your time with me; I have no idea."

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