logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Chain Fired

A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. 

The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.

"I must say," says the executive, "your work history is terrible.  You've been fired from every job."

"Yes," says the man.

"Well," continues the executive, "there's not much positive in that."

"Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application.  "At least I'm not a quitter."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • picture of a makeup kit

    Beauty Cosmetics

    Todd's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years…
  • Default Image

    More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

    To err is human, just do it in front of as few people as possible! Anyone that flirts…
  • Default Image

    Low Watt Stories

    True Stories, by David Smith I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you…
  • Default Image

    Prescription Labels

    A pharmacy major was taking a course in Dispensing. One day they were discussing the…
  • Default Image

    Bank Name

    Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her…
  • Default Image

    Lengthy Discourse

    A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every time he would make a good point…
  • Default Image

    Goober Job Interview

    An goober goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.…
  • Default Image

    Stray Cat Rules

    Rules for Stray Cats 1. Stray cats will not be fed. 2. Stray cats will not be fed…
  • Default Image

    Classroom Talk

    Thanks to Cybersalt Digest subscriber, Georgia B., for passing along this story from her…
  • Default Image

    Dog Growth

    A distraught dog owner called his vet pleading for an immediate appointment. He explained…
  • Default Image

    Half Diet

    A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her…
  • public speaking

    PTA Speakers

    As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks to organizations on accident…
  • abc blocks

    The ABC Song

    Customer: “Hey, can you help me find this book?” Me: “Sure.” (He holds up a piece of…
  • Default Image

    Business Report

    My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited…
  • Default Image

    CIA, FBI & LAPD

    The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove…