logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    I Just Can't Drive Today

    For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled…
  • Default Image

    Takes One To Know One

    Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm…
  • milk

    Milkman Notes

    These notes left for milkmen came from the UK, so you'll notice a slight, endearing…
  • Default Image

    Mowing the Lawn

    I was trying to mow the lawn before my husband got home from work, but our electric lawn…
  • Default Image

    2 Best Recipes

    Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."Newlywed Husband:…
  • Default Image

    Military Haircut

    Tiring of the same old buzz haircut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went…
  • Default Image

    Applause

    A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a…
  • Default Image

    Free to Go

    Jon and Amanpreet were in an institution. This place had an annual contest where they…
  • Default Image

    All You Can Drink

    There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that…
  • desert

    The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey:

    The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem: 7. Man, I'm…
  • Default Image

    Today I didn't Do It

    One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three…
  • Default Image

    Goober Circle

    A goober had just bought a new sports car and was out for a drive when she swerved…
  • Default Image

    Religious Lady On Plane

    There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so…
  • Default Image

    Cake Disaster

    Many years ago my just married young cousin moved into an upstairs apartment and invited…
  • Default Image

    Three Legged Chicken

    A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. He was…

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base's corridor floors, and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

Private Duncan replied, "Sure. "

The Corporal turned red. He said, "That's no way to address a superior officer! Now let's try it again. Private, do you have change for a dollar?"

Private Duncan replied, "No, SIR!"

Powered By JFBConnect