logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Kids Say the Darndest Things

    Kids say the darnedest things. Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because…
  • Default Image

    Making Babies

    A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We…
  • Default Image

    Incapacitated

    I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part…
  • Default Image

    Foot Pill

    A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the…
  • telephone pole_marker

    County Employees

    A fellow stopped at a rural gas station, filled his tank, and took a break by his car…
  • Default Image

    Needle Manners

    While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving…
  • Default Image

    Shower Music

    "Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the…
  • Default Image

    Dance Rejection

    A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at…
  • Default Image

    Altar Call

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the…
  • Default Image

    Important Political Decisions

    As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the…
  • picture of muddy horse

    Talking Horse

    A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come…
  • Default Image

    Hybrid Car

    My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the…
  • Default Image

    Control and Escape

    The computer company my wife works for distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that…
  • Default Image

    Dollar Math

    "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you…
  • Default Image

    How Does This Work?

    Bob was on vacation, visiting a Las Vegas casino for the first time. He decided to play…

The auto auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified as either "Running" or "No Start." On the block was a No Starter. It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging front bumper, a cockeyed grille, a hood that was sprung up at an angle, and dings and dents all over the body.

Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced the car's year, make, and model, and then read the owner's comments: "Please note - the radio does not work."

Powered By JFBConnect