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    Prayer Postions

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    Eating Worms

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    Roof Chicken

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    Too Late To Date

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    Breakfast Call

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    Tech Support Fun

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    Double Talking Dentist

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    Car Privileges

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    Dad and Surgeon

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    Tight Shoes

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    Locked Out

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One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6am wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-up call."

Annoyed, I let the hotel worker have it. "You were supposed to call me at 6am!"....” I complained. "What if I had a million-dollar deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on it?"

"Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a million-dollar deal to close, you probably wouldn't be staying in this motel!"

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