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    ACTS 2:38

    This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the things he…
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    Dressing The Kids

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    How to Bathe a Cat

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    Progressive Motherhood

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    Fortunate Aged People

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    Pole Contest

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    Conductor Problem

    The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new…
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    Prayer Positions

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    Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    How Cold is it?

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    Cinnamon Rolls

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    Goober 911

    Q: Why can't goobers dial 911?A: They can't find the "11" on the phone!
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    Lawyer Questions

    The following questions from lawyers (and answers from witnesses) were taken from…
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    Forgive Your Enemies

    The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a…
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    Eyes Gone

    Yesterday I went to the opticians, walked up to the counter and said to the guy on duty,…

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6am wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-up call."

Annoyed, I let the hotel worker have it. "You were supposed to call me at 6am!"....” I complained. "What if I had a million-dollar deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on it?"

"Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a million-dollar deal to close, you probably wouldn't be staying in this motel!"

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