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    Managing a Flag Pole

    A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So…
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    Understanding the Metric System

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    Sick Call

    Mr. Frobisher constantly called Dr. Wilson at all hours of the day and night and would…
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    Doctor Keeps Trying

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    Knee Tattoo

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    The Good Old Days

    Grandpa and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and…
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    Y Zero K bug

    Message from: Rome January 18, 1 BC Dear Cassius, Are you still working on the Y zero K…
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    Meet the Parents

    A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my…
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    Removing The Dents

    A goober left his car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over he checked the car and…
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    Finally

    A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!"…
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    Grandma Thanks

    A grandmother was headed out the door to go to church one Sunday when she got a call from…
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    MIT PHD

    There's the story about the MIT student who spent an entire summer going to Harvard…
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    Lost Ball

    My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
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    Phone Calls

    Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. Operator: I'm…

After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.  "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tom, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

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