logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Cheap Perfume

After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.  "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tom, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Finished Chores

    My parents are both busy professional people and have trouble finding time for chores and…
  • Default Image

    Business Exhaustion

    The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped…
  • Mount Union College Ohio

    Medieval History

    My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to…
  • Default Image

    Job Search Woe

    Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure…
  • Default Image

    Understanding the Signs

    Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing…
  • Default Image

    Stray Cat Rules

    Rules for Stray Cats 1. Stray cats will not be fed. 2. Stray cats will not be fed…
  • Default Image

    Locked Out

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Horse Looking

    One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he…
  • Default Image

    Wallet Thanks

    A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following…
  • university

    Good Morning

    When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When…
  • Default Image

    Student Driver

    As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebewaing Area High School in…
  • Default Image

    Newlywed Repairs

    A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel…
  • computer keyboard

    I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form

    *I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form* 1. Describe your problem:…
  • Default Image

    English vs Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…
  • rest area

    I'll Call Back

    Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the…