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    Where did I come from?

    One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come…
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    Frog in Pocket

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    Tree Faller

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    Things Learned From Children

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    Are We There Yet?

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    Rhymes and Tubes

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    Drought Conditions

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    Maine Vets

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    Modern Tool Reality

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    Waiting For A Table

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    Lengthy Discourse

    A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every time he would make a good point…
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    Calf Birth

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    Actual Medical Records

    The following are actual medical records taken from patients' charts around North…
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    A Primer For Accordion Beginners

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    Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

    10. "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!" 9. "Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!!…

After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.  "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tom, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

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