logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Cat Sitting

    One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's indoor feline, it escaped outside. When…
  • Default Image

    Who's the Boss?

    The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any…
  • Default Image

    Astute Visionaries?

    "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."--Popular Mechanics,…
  • Default Image

    Automobile Acronyms

    AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented BMWBeautiful…
  • Default Image

    Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

    10. "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!" 9. "Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!!…
  • Default Image

    Expecting

    "How does Jamie like being pregnant?" Danny asked his friend Ryan."Oh, she's not…
  • Default Image

    Letter From Home

    I had an extended tour of duty in Okinawa in 1958 and was unable to bring my wife and…
  • Default Image

    Lost Friends

    Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to…
  • cooking

    Cooking Terms

    Tongue: a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a…
  • Default Image

    Ghandi Pun

    Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles of his feet became…
  • Default Image

    GOLF, n.

    [1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad…
  • Default Image

    Ten Laws of Life

    1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch.…
  • plane-passenger-window

    Computerized Airline

    The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without…
  • Default Image

    Arrangements

    It was a difficult subject to bring before his aged mother, but John felt that he must:…
  • Default Image

    Love Campaign

    The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl he wanted to marry, in spite…

The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit.

"But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he complained.

"That's why the suit is such a bargain," the sales clerk explained. "Just cock your left shoulder up a little, like this, and tuck this left lapel under your chin a bit, like this."

"But the right leg is way too short," argued the customer.

"No problem," the sales clerk answered. "Just keep your right knee bent a little at all times, walk like this, and no one will notice. That's why this suit is only thirty dollars."

Finally, the fellow bought the suit, cocked his left shoulder into the air, tucked the suit's left lapel under his chin, bent his right knee, and limped out of the store toward his car.

Two doctors happened along and noticed him.

"Good grief," the first doctor said to the second, "look at that poor crippled fellow."

"Yeah," answered the second doctor. "But doesn't that suit fit great?"

 

Powered By JFBConnect