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    Pastoral Visit

    After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited…
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    Tow Request

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    The Flu Do-Si-Do

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    Things Dogs Should Try to Remember

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    Rabbi Schwartz Answers His Phone

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    Mother Tongue

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    Lost Baggage

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    Young Dressing

    When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…
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    Noah Glue

    Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the…
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    Taxing Cinderella

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    Accounting Secret

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    Things Moms Would Never Say

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    Gnashing of Teeth

    A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course,…
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    With Friends Like That...

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one…
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    Smoke Detector Lesson

    One Sunday morning when my son, David, was about 5, we were attending a church in our…

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enough money to send for the wife and children.

The work kept him very busy, so he never had time to learn to write, but the bank was happy to do business with him, even though his signature consisted of two O's.

He prospered, he opened more stores, the kids were transferred to private schools, the family moved into a fancy house (with one staircase going nowhere just for show), . . . you get the idea.

One day his banker, Mr. Smith, asked him to drop by.

"So vat's the problem?" Greenberg asked, a bit anxiously.

Smith waved a bunch of checks at him. "Perhaps nothing," he said, "but I wanted to be on the safe side. These recent checks of yours are all signed with 3 O's, but your signature of record has just 2."

Greenberg looked embarrassed. "I'm sorry about making trouble," he said, "but my vife said that since I'm now such a high-class rich guy, I should have a middle name!"

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