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Harry was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.

He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player.  The player was known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and that he leaned toward the unattractive side of the fence.

He turned to his wife Louise, with a look of question on his face.

"You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest goobers always get the most attractive wives."

His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
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