logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Chet's Graduation

It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but Chet.

At the assembly, the entire senior class stands up and shouts "Let Chet graduate, let Chet graduate!"

The principal agrees to give Chet one last chance.

"If I have five apples in my right hand and five in my left hand, Chet, how many apples do I have?" he asked.

Chet thought long and hard and then said: "Ten."

At that the entire senior class stood up and shouted, "Give Chet another chance.  Give Chet another chance!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Misbehaving Phone Call

    Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.Two days…
  • Default Image

    Walk-in Scream

    A woman went to a walk-in clinic, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about…
  • plane passenger window

    On Time

    The passengers were leaving the plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied passenger…
  • thief

    Finally

    A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!"…
  • Default Image

    The Rules of Combat

    Now here's one for all you combat veterans, corporate bureaucrats, folks in the…
  • baby crying

    Where'd We Get Him?

    Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we…
  • Default Image

    Strawberry Fertilizer

    A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in…
  • Default Image

    Dog Stop

    Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a…
  • Default Image

    Legal Contracts

    The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to…
  • Default Image

    Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name

    *Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name*1. Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., Ms.…
  • Default Image

    Someone At The Door

    A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to…
  • Default Image

    Second Try

    Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one…
  • Default Image

    Goober Counsellor

    A goober began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help. One…
  • Default Image

    Teachers About to Retire

    You know you're a retiree-to-be when... 1. Fellow staff members greet you in the hall…
  • Default Image

    Face Warning

    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped…