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    English Subtitles

    The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong. * I am darn…
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    Dear Dog

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    Cherokee Language

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    Almost Redialed

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    Pop Please

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    Older Parents

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    Things Learned From Children

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    I'm a Moth

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    Florida Hurricane Advice

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    Bear Flight

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    For Charlotte

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    Lion Tamer

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    Boat 99

    At a boat-rental concession, the manager went to the lake's edge and yelled through his…
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    Politically Correct Statements

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    You're not a kid anymore when....

    You're not a kid anymore when....1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead.2.…

My wife chewed me out at the company picnic a while back. "Doesn't it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times???"

"Not a bit," I replied. "I just tell them I'm filling up the plate for you!"

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