logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • telephone pole

    Prayer Postions

    Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman…
  • Default Image

    Money Worries

    Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. He was…
  • Default Image

    More Actual Classified Ads

    More Actual Classified Ads - - - - - Stock up and save. Limit: one. - We build bodies…
  • Default Image

    Grandpa's Day Out

    Grandpa's Day Out A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa…
  • Picture of a gas cap

    Trading Caps

    I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had…
  • Default Image

    Repeat Position

    A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the…
  • Default Image

    Someone Is Knocking

    A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All…
  • Default Image

    Bumper Stickers

    If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue YouForget World Peace -- Visualize…
  • new years_eve

    Attainable New Year's Resolutions

    This year, I resolve to... - Gain weight; at least 30 pounds. - Stop exercising; waste of…
  • Default Image

    Gnashing of Teeth

    A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course,…
  • Default Image

    Chicken Answers

    Before you get to today‚Äôs supersized CleanLaugh, a bit down this e-mail (post number…
  • wedding kids

    Wedding Vows

    A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows…
  • Default Image

    Comments Never Heard At Church

    1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your…
  • Default Image

    Evil Brothers

    There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from…
  • Default Image

    30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

    *30 Minutes To A Cleaner House* You're getting company in 30 minutes. Your house is a…

TRUE STORY!!!!

It Does Take a Rocket Scientist

Scientists at NASA developed a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines, military jets, and the space shuttle.  The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl and to test the strength of the windshields in collisions at maximum velocity.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains.  Appropriate intergovernmental arrangements were made and the gun was shipped to England.

But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chickens hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin.

Horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and asked the U.S.  scientists for suggestions.

NASA's response was just one sentence: "Thaw the chicken!"

Powered By JFBConnect