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    Scared Smart

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    Happy Birthday Grandpa

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    Tree Trouble

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    Out of Gas Options

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    A Few Fishing Definitions

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    Walking on Water

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    Bush Gore Debate

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    Rabbi Schwartz Answers His Phone

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    Marine Mines

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    Oversensitive Reply

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    Insured Voice

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    Priest Twin

    Our priest suddenly became ill and asked his twin brother, also a priest, to fill in for…

During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table.  The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going.

The guests co-operated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening.  After going all the way around the room, the children left.

As they disappeared out of sight, there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, "You see, it IS vanishing cream!"

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