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child happy*Children's Attempts at Singing Well Known Hymns*

Sometimes kids get things a little......well, maybe these came from kids:

- Give us this day our deli bread!

- Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast.

- We shall come to Joyce's, bringing in the cheese.

- Gladly, the consecrated, cross-eyed bear.

- He carrots for you.

- Bringing in the sheets.

- Yield not to Penn Station.

- Dust around the throne.

- Praise God from whom all blessings flow, Praise Him all creatures, HERE WE GO

- While shepherds washed their socks by night

- He socked me and boxed me with His redeeming glove.

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