logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • knee bones

    Sore Knee

    Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so…
  • Default Image

    Information Assistance

    "Information. Can I help you?" "I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please." "One…
  • Default Image

    Boat 99

    At a boat-rental concession, the manager went to the lake's edge and yelled through his…
  • Default Image

    How Gevernment Works

    Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress…
  • Default Image

    Epitaph Adjustment

    A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she…
  • doctor3

    Can Cure

    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…
  • Default Image

    Flashlight Defense

    A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an…
  • Default Image

    Tongue and Eggs

    A fellow went into a restaurant and asked, 'What's the special of the day?' The waiter…
  • Default Image

    Got Any Crackers

    A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any crackers? "Bartender says no.Duck walks…
  • Default Image

    Clothing Return

    While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning…
  • Default Image

    Buying Shoes

    A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the…
  • Default Image

    Harmonica Gift

    Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his Uncle…
  • Default Image

    Deli Tax Return

    The owner of a small deli was being questioned by the IRS about his tax return. He had…
  • Default Image

    In-Flight Humor

    Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture,"…
  • Default Image

    Visiting List

    A Catholic priest I once knew went to the hospital to visit patients. Stopping at the…

chocolate1A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends. I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore...

In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 135 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago!

I owe my life to chocolate.

Powered By JFBConnect