logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Chocolate Calories

chocolate1A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends. I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore...

In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 135 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago!

I owe my life to chocolate.

More Jokes

  • man desk

    Car Pool Note

    A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried…
  • Default Image

    Worker Ants

    The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker…
  • abstract grey purple

    Art Interpretation

    Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a…
  • Default Image

    Jumper

    At the local Starbucks, a little guy exchanged words with a big bald guy and it looked…
  • university building

    Battle Hymn of Term Finals

    Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike…
  • Default Image

    Two Kids

    Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted…
  • Default Image

    Spa First Day

    A woman joined a health spa, and on her first day eagerly joined in an exercise class.…
  • Default Image

    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

    Old world charm ............. No bathTropical .................... RainyMajestic setting…
  • Default Image

    Economics Exam

    Not expecting to do well on the economics exam, Bill was heartened by the first question:…
  • man old1

    Grandpa Cut Up

    Many years ago, a grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a birthday present…
  • Default Image

    Goobers With Shovels

    There were two guys working for the city. One would did a hole, he would dig, dig, dig,…
  • Default Image

    School Excuse

    At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and…
  • Default Image

    Riding Dead Horses

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says…
  • Default Image

    Safe Keeping

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
  • Default Image

    Strange Allergy

    Because of an ear infection, my young son, Casey, had to go to the paediatrician. I was…