logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • chickens

    Chickens in the Sack

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. There were two…
  • Default Image

    Athletics Anonymous

    These days, with all the emphasis on one's physical fitness, a new organization has…
  • Default Image

    One Parachute

    You are one of "two" people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. How…
  • Default Image

    Speech Flirt

    During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man.…
  • Default Image

    Pastor's Golf Sunday

    There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be…
  • showerhead

    Too Distant / Too Close

    The showers in my daughter's dorm turned scalding hot whenever a toilet was flushed. To…
  • Dog New Year's Resolutions

    Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

    I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV. I will not steal underwear belonging…
  • painter

    If Airlines Sold Paint

    Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot…
  • Default Image

    Tap Away

    During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me…
  • Default Image

    Good Old Dave

    Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into…
  • Default Image

    Australia Q & A

    These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website: the answers…
  • Default Image

    100 GB

    Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the…
  • Default Image

    No Matter What

    Two long-time golfing buddies got to the course one day and decided that this day they…
  • Default Image

    Last Marathon

    Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was…
  • Default Image

    Check Signing

    Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and…

When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.

Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved the man's life.

As soon as the fellow had calmed himself and could talk again, he thanked the surgeon enthusiastically and offered to pay him for his services.

"Just name the fee," he croaked gratefully.

"Okay," replied the doctor. "How about half of what you'd have offered when the bone was still stuck in your throat?"

Powered By JFBConnect