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    Applause

    A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a…
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    Blessed Be The Tie

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    Lost Goober Hunters

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    Seniors' Special

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    Picture Favor

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    Hawaii Pronunciation

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    Kids' Kitchen Terms

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    Scheduled Shot

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    Warning Sign

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    Yes, We Have No Chocolate

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    Letter From Mom

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    Bull Healing

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    Can't Take It With You

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    Punishment

    An irritated father complained to his golf buddy. "When I was a kid, my parents sent me…
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    Shaving Comeback

    I can't say I've ever gotten a shave from a barber, but I've seen others who have. I was…
"Chow looks wonderful," I told the mess sergeant, a large, intimidating man. "I'd love seconds."

"You'll get the same as everyone else," he growled as he chucked food on my tray. "Now move it!"

After finishing the edible portion of my meal, I dumped the rest in the garbage, accidentally tossing out my silverware. While leaning into the trash can to look for my knife and fork, I felt a tap on my shoulder.

It was the mess sergeant.

"It's all right, son," he said. "You can grab seconds."
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