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    Ahh, Tourists

    A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all…
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    Eulogy

    The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked…
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    Choking Fee

    When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that…
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    Died In The Service

    One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque…
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    PC Assets

    My husband refused to learn how to operate a PC. I tried to get him to realize how…
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    Youngest in School

    A friend of mine has three boys. The youngest, Gregory, had just started school. A…
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    But Daddy

    My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store.Madison got…
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    Committee Praise

    The new pastor was winding down the service. In the back of the church, the fellowship…
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    Poor Dad

    A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate…
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    The Congregation Replied

    Down in the south, there are many churches known as "answer back" churches. When the…
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    Referrals

    When our local doctor began attending church services the minister was delighted, and it…
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    Toilet Brush

    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his…
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    1 in 5

    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family,…
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    I can't come in to work today because . . . .

    - "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm…
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    More Church Bulletin Bloopers

    Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial…
"Chow looks wonderful," I told the mess sergeant, a large, intimidating man. "I'd love seconds."

"You'll get the same as everyone else," he growled as he chucked food on my tray. "Now move it!"

After finishing the edible portion of my meal, I dumped the rest in the garbage, accidentally tossing out my silverware. While leaning into the trash can to look for my knife and fork, I felt a tap on my shoulder.

It was the mess sergeant.

"It's all right, son," he said. "You can grab seconds."
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