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First Things First

Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the…
Quickest Way to York

A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to…
Office Hours

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think…
Facilities Memo

My colleagues and I recently received this email from the facilities department:"Due to…
Do You Understand?

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you…
Heard By Tech

Things heard by tech support:Customer: "I have Microword Soft."Customer: "Microwave…
Poor Preacher

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give…
One and Ten

Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt…
Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait! Where is Harry Potter?"2.…
Eyes Gone

Yesterday I went to the opticians, walked up to the counter and said to the guy on duty,…
Thanksgiving Grace

My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of thanks. When they were…
Cowboy's Guide to Life

Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you…
Soup Words

It was a formal banquet. The minister had just finished saying grace when a waiter…
Kitty Hostage

My grandson Christopher is about six.He went to the next-door neighbors fence and…
Large Party

On one occasion William Howard Taft, in his work as an attorney, took a train to…