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Last Marathon

Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was…
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~ March Planned For Next August ~ Blind Bishop Appointed To See ~ Lingerie Shipment…
Dad's Pay Check

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My…
Approval Letter

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Dewey mailed off an enthusiastic letter of…
Thanks, Honey

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes…
Mom's Phone

Because my mother had a habit of losing her cordless phone, I bought her a phone with a…
Nervous Preacher

A new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous and about ten minutes…
Battery Life

An angry motorist went back to a garage where he had purchased an expensive battery for…
Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the…
Carrier Landings

Any naval aviator will tell you that landing a plane on an aircraft carrier is THE most…
I've Got Shingles

A fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He…
New Discovery

The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take…
Speeding Ticket

A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have…
Finding The Cat's Diary

Day 752 - My captors continue to haunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine…
Kids View of Science

*Kid's View of Science*Q: What is one horsepower?A: One horsepower is the amount of…