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    Favorite Candy

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    Poor Preacher

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    Suggestion Box

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    Modern Day Proverbs

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    Car 34

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    Card Dog

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    Engine Failure

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    Perspective

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    Gate Boarding

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    Mother And Child

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    Rolls-Royce Loaner

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While being transported to basic training as a new enlistee of the Air National Guard, I accidentally opened a parachute in the rear of the C-47. The plane was piloted by a major and a captain, and I felt intimidated as I opened the cockpit door to confess what I had done.

Expecting to be severely chastised, I was surprised by the captain's calm response. "Well, son," he said, "if this plane goes down, that chute is yours."

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