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    Three Times Seven

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    Kangaroo Fence

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    Airport Mistletoe

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    Bunch Of Laughs

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    You've Had Too Much Coffee When

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    Mike's Girlfriend

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    Dental Mommy

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    Watermelon Mistake

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    Translation Please

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    Flower System

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    Grandpa And The Computer

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    Owed to Spell Checquer

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    Taxing Sleeps

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While being transported to basic training as a new enlistee of the Air National Guard, I accidentally opened a parachute in the rear of the C-47. The plane was piloted by a major and a captain, and I felt intimidated as I opened the cockpit door to confess what I had done.

Expecting to be severely chastised, I was surprised by the captain's calm response. "Well, son," he said, "if this plane goes down, that chute is yours."

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