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    Norma Findlay in Room 302

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    Nice Boyfriend

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    Lost, Found, Changed

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    The Envelope Please

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    Zoo Sign

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    Eye Problems

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    Signs The Car You Bought Is A Lemon

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    Whisper Shock

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    Watch Your Step

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    Little Voice

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    Chute Error

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    Fan Help

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    Genetically Modified Food

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    Golf Deduction

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Having grown up just outside New York City, I barely knew a cow from an ear of corn. Until, that is, I married a small-town Ohio girl. While I was in seminary school, I had a temporary assignment at a church in a rural community. The day of my first sermon, I tried very hard to fit in. Maybe too hard.

With my wife sitting in the first pew, I began my discourse: "I never saw a cow until I met my wife."

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