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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2

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    Forgetting Something

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    Library Argument

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    Money Call

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I bought a great new toilet seat recently.

On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it.

Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it.

My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwasher Safe."

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