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    Ahh, Tourists

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    Come About

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    Home Mechanic Tools

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    English Time

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    Dog House Rules Progression

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    Quit Bothering Us

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    I Hope I'm Sick

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    Walking Recovery

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    Come and Get Me

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    Emergency Visit

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    Turtle Ears

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    Birthday Surprise

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I bought a great new toilet seat recently.

On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it.

Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it.

My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwasher Safe."

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