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    You Might be a Pastor If...

    ~ You've waded in a creek wearing a necktie.~ You've ever dreamed you were preaching only…
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    14 Letters

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    Little Tim's Goldfish

    Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.…
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    It Pays to Read Labels

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    Deck Praise

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    Stolen Goat

    The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the…
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    I Just Can't Drive Today

    For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled…
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    Better Grades

    The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite…
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    Station Help

    An elderly man was standing in front of the ticket office in Grand Central Station. A…
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    Professor Turns Plumber

    A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a…
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    Long Living

    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the…
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    No More Gators

    While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but…
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    Actual Medical Records

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    You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

    You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the…
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    Great Exercise Program

    Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take…

I bought a great new toilet seat recently.

On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it.

Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it.

My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwasher Safe."

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