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    Two Kids

    Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted…
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    First Time Babysitter

    A young girl was babysitting for the first time - beginning her shift shortly after…
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    Dad and Baby

    One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some…
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    Lumberjack

    A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think…
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    Vat A Country!

    Many years ago, my father was visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. He…
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    Sister Repair

    My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home repair project.…
  • A funny joke about a man who takes up tennis later in life.

    Tennis Talk

    A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise so he decided to play…
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    Word of Mouth

    A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained.…
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    Surgical Tools

    To address an emergency call a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was…
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    Chinese Knitting

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Peyton Manning is to football. She designed…
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    Sunday Lollipop

    The boy came skipping into the house with a big lollipop in his hands. "Where did you get…
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    Cooking Terms

    *Cooking Terms*Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the…
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    Elderly Couple Sharing

    A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that…
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    The Half Cake Diet

    A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight.She'd made her family's…
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    New Pope

    A high school history teacher was discussing the funeral of the Pope with his class. One…

A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.

He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency.

Among other questions he was asked, “What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?” He thought for a moment and then said, “I would pass an offering plate.”

He got the job.

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