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    Little Encouragement

    The minister was shaking everyone's hand while they were leaving the church. An elderly…
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    Better Preacher

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    Passing Pain

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    Ten Minute Wait

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    Freezer Order

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    Computer Problem Report Form

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    Singing Practice

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    Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

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    The 3 stages of man

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    The Envelope Please

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    Martha's Way vs. My Way #2

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    Second Wave

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    Foreign Phrases - Sort of

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    Understanding Law

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    Ah, Newlyweds

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A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.

He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency.

Among other questions he was asked, “What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?” He thought for a moment and then said, “I would pass an offering plate.”

He got the job.

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