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    Animal Thoughts

    Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl." Goldfish: "Just because I…
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    Misbehaving Phone Call

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    Young Guy's "BG"

    At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and…
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    Goober Line Painter

    A goober who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was…
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    Hymns For Professionals

    DENTIST: Crown Him with many crownsCONTRACTORS: The church's one foundationOBSTETRICIANS:…
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    Horse Woes

    Two cowboy friends, Wally and Dallas, each bought a horse one summer. They enjoyed riding…
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    Eye Test Chart

    When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a ophthalmologist in Prague. The…
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    How Do You Spell That

    Lena passed away and Ole called 911. The 911 operator told Ole that she would send…
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    It Sure Is

    An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband…
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    Bank Name

    Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her…
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    Rough Flight

    The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week,…
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    One Interest

    A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her…
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    Application

    An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you…
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    Calf Birth

    A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing…
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    Hymns For The Aging

    *Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My…

As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One day at the supermarket, just after I had filled my trunk with groceries, I noticed a stream of fluid pouring out of the bottom of the car. I knew I had to get home before the car was once again out of action.

When I arrived I asked my husband to take a look at the problem. Expecting the worst, I braced myself for his diagnosis. When he came back in, he was smiling. "It’s apple juice," he said.

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