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    Some Wacky Definitions

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    Second Opinion 2

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    Hurry Home

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    She Was Such A Goober

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    Wake Up!

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    Paper Walls

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    In Both Ears

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    Enemies in the West

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    Evaluation Excerpts

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    You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

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    Earworms

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    Welcome to the Neighborhood

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As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One day at the supermarket, just after I had filled my trunk with groceries, I noticed a stream of fluid pouring out of the bottom of the car. I knew I had to get home before the car was once again out of action.

When I arrived I asked my husband to take a look at the problem. Expecting the worst, I braced myself for his diagnosis. When he came back in, he was smiling. "It’s apple juice," he said.

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