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    Goober Vacuum

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    A Simple Explanation of Baseball

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    Store Safety

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    Dr. Dress

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    Two Plus Two

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    Social Showdown

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    Magnet Comeback

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    Help Line

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    Invitation

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    Goober Farmers

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    Big Date

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    Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA

    The AARP has negotiated with the USGA to modify the following rules of golf for…
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    Election Poetry

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    Valedictorian

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    Reasons Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen

    * They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down or run out of…

As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One day at the supermarket, just after I had filled my trunk with groceries, I noticed a stream of fluid pouring out of the bottom of the car. I knew I had to get home before the car was once again out of action.

When I arrived I asked my husband to take a look at the problem. Expecting the worst, I braced myself for his diagnosis. When he came back in, he was smiling. "It’s apple juice," he said.

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