logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Goober Farmers

    There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were told by the Forman…
  • Default Image

    Bunch Of Laughs

    Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: The Gate of…
  • Default Image

    Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

    Five Steps to a Healthy DietThe Federal Drug and Food Administration is planning to issue…
  • sweep-set

    Internet Cleaning

    As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to…
  • Default Image

    Voting Tips

    A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each…
  • Default Image

    Change Reply

    Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw…
  • Default Image

    Exercise

    - I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.- I…
  • Default Image

    100 GB

    Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the…
  • Default Image

    Busted

    He was a young Pastor and as usual the enemy would try to stir up trouble in the family…
  • Default Image

    Eyes Gone

    Yesterday I went to the opticians, walked up to the counter and said to the guy on duty,…
  • Dog New Year's Resolutions

    Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

    I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV. I will not steal underwear belonging…
  • Default Image

    Yosemite Bears

    A married couple was vacationing in Yosemite. The wife expressed her concern about…
  • Default Image

    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
  • Default Image

    Young Guy's "BG"

    At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and…
  • new born baby

    Does It Hurt?

    When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three…
My daughter Michelle is the commander of a Coast Guard Cutter. When she gave my husband Bob a tour of her ship, he was impressed by the neatness of all decks.

However, when Bob went to Michelle's house with her, he couldn't believe the disorganization. "Why is everything in its place on your ship," he asked, "but your house is such a mess?"   

"My house," Michelle said, "does not take 30-degree rolls."
Powered By JFBConnect