logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    How to Bathe a Cat

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet…
  • Default Image

    Cat Prayer

    Cat PrayerNow I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that…
  • picture of a doily

    Doily Box

    As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near…
  • Default Image

    Prescription Change

    An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you…
  • Default Image

    A Goober Wins

    A goober goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it. He looks on the…
  • Picture of paper and envelope

    Rejected Invitation

    Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her…
  • Default Image

    Quiz Query

    My daughter's 5th-grade class had been studying astronomy.One morning at breakfast she…
  • Default Image

    Wedding Report

    "How did the wedding go?" asked the preacher's wife."Just fine until I asked the bride if…
  • Default Image

    State of the Pastor

    The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.He walked…
  • Default Image

    Lawyer Son

    When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her Ability to answer the…
  • Default Image

    Kid Wisdom

    When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.Never tell your Mom…
  • Default Image

    Coffee Cool

    I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the…
  • Default Image

    Goober Loot

    Two Goobers, Bob and Joe, decided to rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks,…
  • Default Image

    Comprehending Engineers

    Take One A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly…
  • Default Image

    Goober Widow

    A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer.…

coffee cupIn a rush to work one morning, I pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food restaurant and ordered some coffee.

Because I was in a hurry, I asked them to put a couple of ice cubes in the coffee so it would cool down more quickly and I could drink it faster.

I sat there at the pickup window for a few minutes, wondering where they had to go to get my coffee, when a frustrated teenager finally came up and said, "I'm sorry for the delay, but the ice you wanted in your coffee keeps melting!"

Powered By JFBConnect