logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Coffee Pain

Linda and Jill were chatting over coffee.

Said Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange and painful side effect from coffee. I'm fine when I drink it black, but if I use cream, or sugar, or both, I get a stabbing pain in one eye."

Linda took a sip of her coffee. "Oww!" she cried. "There it goes again!"

Said Jill, "Take the spoon out of the cup."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Post Card Help

    A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card…
  • If General Motors had a car help line

    Car Help Line

    General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because…
  • Default Image

    Macho Dude

    A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho", and went out walking with one of…
  • Default Image

    Rattlesnake Ammo

    An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter…
  • Default Image

    A Few Fishing Definitions

    HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement used to…
  • Default Image

    Thrown Off Horse

    I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day, I went…
  • Default Image

    You Might Be an Engineer If...

    * You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.* You chuckle…
  • Default Image

    Priory Priority

    The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of…
  • Default Image

    30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

    *30 Minutes To A Cleaner House* You're getting company in 30 minutes. Your house is a…
  • Default Image

    Clunker Leak

    As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One…
  • Default Image

    In-Flight Humor

    Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture,"…
  • woman angry

    A Great Job

    A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. It has a 10…
  • man3

    Your Turn

    A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried…
  • Default Image

    Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

    Five Steps to a Healthy DietThe Federal Drug and Food Administration is planning to issue…
  • Default Image

    The Gift

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said, "I…