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    Cow-isms

    *Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms.* Socialism: You have…
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    Census Taker

    An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in…
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    Loose Fitting Clothing

    April teaches many aerobic classes. She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the…
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    Keep Walking

    An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.…
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    Methuselah Diet

    Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the…
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    Age

    When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.…
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    Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen

    A friend was lecturing in Latin America. He was going to use a translator, but to…
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    Foul Suspicion

    After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went…
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    Piedmont Doors

    We got lucky when we heard the old Piedmont Hotel in Atlanta was getting a face-lift and…
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    Swallowed a Coin

    The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and his mother ran out in…
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    Understanding the Signs

    Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing…
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    Wrapping Presents With A Cat

    Wrapping Presents With A Cat1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.2. Go to…
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    Corn Problem

    We were eating corn on the cob two weeks ago and my 5-year-old daughter Rachel seemed to…
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    Thai This For a Change

    An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai…
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    How You Can Tell It's Going to Be a Rotten Day

    -You wake up face down on the pavement. -You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on…

A man put his fifty cents in a vending machine and watched helplessly while the cup failed to appear and a nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it.

"Now that's automation!" he exclaimed. "It even drinks for you!"

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