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    Cops and Robbers

    Esther Cohen had three very active boys. One summer evening she was playing cops and…
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    Things You Do Not Want To Hear In Surgery

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    Fight Lights

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    Called In Sick

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    Captain Discipline

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    You Get What You Paid For

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    More Strange Warnings

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    Mess Cake

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    Signs Your SUV Is Too Big

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    Graceless at Grandma's

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    Name Warning

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    Trooper Delivery

    One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto…
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    You Need A New Car When

    You need a new car when ... - You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops…
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    Chet's Graduation

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    The Foot Rule

    There is a formula for figuring out how bed space is allocated. It is called the "Foot…

A man put his fifty cents in a vending machine and watched helplessly while the cup failed to appear and a nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it.

"Now that's automation!" he exclaimed. "It even drinks for you!"

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