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    Vet Come Back

    Dr. Cutter is the local veterinarian in Kennebec County, Maine. He was well-known in town…
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    Baby Help

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    Concert Lights

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    Vacation E-mails

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    Fish Fight Story

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    Christian Football

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    Minister Call

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    Escaped Puppy

    I live across the street from a church. When my wife's puppy escaped from the back yard…
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    Bush Gore Debate

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    Road To Easy Street

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    Science Fair Responses

    Responses to questions on 5th and 6th grade science tests:- There are 26 vitamins in all,…
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    Hitchhiker Problem

    John was driving home late one night when he picked up a hitchhiker.As they rode along he…
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    Vet Cure

    A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the…
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    Signs that the Starship Enterprise is Nearing the End of It's Warranty

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    Wet Clothes

    Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her…

I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself, and I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo.

"Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said.

"But my husband is here getting a haircut," I explained.

"Yes," she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for."

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