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    Time To Wave

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    Burning Call

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    Toilet Brush

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    Connecting Chaos

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    Chapstick

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    One Little Square

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    Library Argument

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    Talking in Your Sleep

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    A Hi-Tech Litmus Test

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    Not For Lunch

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An woman went to traffic violation court for speeding, lost the argument as it always happens, and paid the fine.

So the police clerk issued her a receipt for her payment of fine. The lady annoyed at her defeat in the court asked him curtly, "What am I supposed to do with this?"

"Keep it," the clerk advised politely. "When you get three of them, you get a bicycle, ma'am!"

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