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    Dog Weather

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    Grocery Pickup

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    Diet Additive

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    Raise Refusal

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    28 Ounce Water Pump

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    Strange Allergy

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    Neighborhood Explosion

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    AAADD

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    Dun in Texas

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    Ugly Suit

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    Soccer Quotes

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    Parts is Parts

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    Strangest Recording

    I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.It said, "You…
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    Backwoods Labor

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An woman went to traffic violation court for speeding, lost the argument as it always happens, and paid the fine.

So the police clerk issued her a receipt for her payment of fine. The lady annoyed at her defeat in the court asked him curtly, "What am I supposed to do with this?"

"Keep it," the clerk advised politely. "When you get three of them, you get a bicycle, ma'am!"

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