logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Married Witness

    An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered at him,…
  • Default Image

    Tub Baptism

    A friend of mine took her four-year-old daughter to a baptismal service at her church.…
  • Default Image

    Car Moving

    It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the…
  • snails

    Turtle Accident

    Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys…
  • F 15 fighter jet

    Recruiting Crisis

    The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a…
  • Default Image

    Tense

    An English teacher at Michigan State University spent a lot of time marking grammatical…
  • snowman

    Learned From a Snowman

    "All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " --It's okay if you're a…
  • Default Image

    Insurance

    * A lot of life insurance policies cost a great deal of money to maintain. But look on…
  • Default Image

    Physics Purpose

    One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med…
  • Default Image

    Missed Delivery

    Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate…
  • Default Image

    Talking in Your Sleep

    A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.The…
  • Default Image

    Morning People

    I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake."Hi!" exclaimed my peppy…
  • Default Image

    Backwoods Labor

    In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the…
  • Default Image

    Cow Predictions

    A midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. "One of…
  • Default Image

    Quickest Way to York

    A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to…

shoppingChecking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted children curiously. They often draw scrutiny, since my son's a blond Russian, while my daughter has shiny black Haitian skin.

The boy continued staring as he carried our groceries to the car.

Finally, he asked. "Those your kids?"

"Yes, they are!" I answered proudly.

"They adopted?" he asked.

"Yes," I replied.

"I thought so," he concluded. "I figured you're too old to have kids that small."

Powered By JFBConnect