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    In My Day

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one…
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    Dinner Guests

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    Fan Help

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    Judge's Watch

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    Unwritten Warning Labels

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    Home Donations

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    Pastors' Good News/Bad News

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    Managing a Flag Pole

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    Pilot Pride

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    Top 10 Signs that you company is planning to lay you off.

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    To The Rescue

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    Campaign Funding

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    Civil War Re-enactment

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    Positively Wrong

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    Rental Description

    On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver…

A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his first lesson, the mate gives him a heading, and the young fellow holds to it. Then the mate orders, "Come starboard."

Pleased at knowing immediately which way starboard is, the young man leaves the helm and walks over to his instructor.

The mate has an incredulous look on his face as the helm swings freely. Then, rather gently considering the circumstance, he asks politely, "Could you bring the ship with you?"

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