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    Overworked

    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my…
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    Laws of Life

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    Wallet Tip

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    Divider Return

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    Einstein At A Party

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    I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form

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    Public Servant Sentence

    "Write a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher. The small boy wrote, "The…
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    Strange Exam Answers

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    Burger Change

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    Mind Games For Dogs

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    Yale Educated

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    Hans Olaffsen's Laundry

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    Fly Problem

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    Millionaire's Driver

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    Your Turn

    A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried…

A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his first lesson, the mate gives him a heading, and the young fellow holds to it. Then the mate orders, "Come starboard."

Pleased at knowing immediately which way starboard is, the young man leaves the helm and walks over to his instructor.

The mate has an incredulous look on his face as the helm swings freely. Then, rather gently considering the circumstance, he asks politely, "Could you bring the ship with you?"

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