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    For Charlotte

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    Dogs

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    Losing New Balls

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    Power Lesson

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    Fair Tax

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    Shoe Fit

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    Summer Camp

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    Taxing Cinderella

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    Duelling Judges

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    Hmmmm... Ham Sandwich

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    Kangaroo Fence

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    Goober Exam

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    Takes One To Know One

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    75 Stories

    Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the…
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    Learn Those Numbers

    The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I…

My brother dropped off his wife at the hairstylist and she was supposed to call me when she was ready to be picked up. She must have dialed a wrong number, she reported later.

She called, and a man said "Hello," to which she cheerfully said, "Come and get me!"

The man said, "Are you sure? This is Mitchell's funeral home."

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