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    Second Opinion 2

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    Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes

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    Put or Putt?

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    Fourth Grade Logic

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    Breakfast Call

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    Keep Your Seat

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    Put Him Back

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    What Does That Mean?

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    Pitching Control

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My brother dropped off his wife at the hairstylist and she was supposed to call me when she was ready to be picked up. She must have dialed a wrong number, she reported later.

She called, and a man said "Hello," to which she cheerfully said, "Come and get me!"

The man said, "Are you sure? This is Mitchell's funeral home."

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