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    Pretzel Charity

    A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young…
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    Insured Voice

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    The Magician and The Parrot

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    Will She Say Yes?

    An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and…
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    Senior's Ode to Medication

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    Locked Out

    First I had to work late. Then I discovered that I'd locked my keys in the car. But the…
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    Gym Oops

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    Riding With Grandma

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    Efficiency

    An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try…
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    14 Letters

    Robert and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence…
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    Anti Stress Diet

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    Dog Breeding Made Absurd

    ~ Pointer + Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet ~ Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye…
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    Robber Visit

    A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is…
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    Two Plus Two

    A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer…

At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.

After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?"

Without looking up from his newspaper John replied, "About 10 years."

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