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Committee Praise

The new pastor was winding down the service. In the back of the church, the fellowship committee stood to go to the church hall and prepare snacks for the congregation. Seeing them rise, Pastor Mike, not remembering the names of the women he'd so recently met, stillĀ  wanted to single out their committee for praise.

"Before they all slip out," he urged, "let's give these ladies a big hand in the rear."

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