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    Collect Call

    My mother was away all weekend at a business conference.During a break, she decided to…
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    On The Ball Mechanic

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    The Law of Parenthood

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    Three Chairs

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    Cheap Perfume

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    Don't Smoke

    A couple of hours into a visit with my mother, she noticed I hadn't once lit up a…
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    Race Horses in a Stable

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    Heat Wave Humor

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    French Dream

    A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class.To encourage him, his teacher said,…
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    Clinton Deploys Vowels

    This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS…
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    Flower Switch

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
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    Freezer Order

    I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals.Forget calling them "Veal…
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    Stolen Wallet

    It was John's turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was travelling…
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    Collateral

    I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a…

*Company Motivation Posters You Will Never See*

1) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

2) It's only unethical if you get caught.

3) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

4) We put the "k" in "kwality."

5) If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.

6) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!

7) A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

8) ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.

9) 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

10) If at first you don't succeed, try management.

11) Never quit until you have another job.

12) The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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