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    Listen For The Word

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    Name Warning

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    Biggest Lie

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    $4,000 Hearing

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    Procedure Recall

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    No Place Like Home

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    Puppy Love

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    Army Fib

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    Movie Seats

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*Company Motivation Posters You Will Never See*

1) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

2) It's only unethical if you get caught.

3) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

4) We put the "k" in "kwality."

5) If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.

6) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!

7) A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.


9) 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

10) If at first you don't succeed, try management.

11) Never quit until you have another job.

12) The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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