logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Computer Cup Holder

A friend of mine was on the phone with a tech rep from another company.

That tech rep called in to ask some questions about system set-up, as the company this tech works for actually sells, installs and warranties systems.

While they were on the phone, this tech rep received an incoming call, which he took after.  When the caller hung up, the tech rep came back on the phone, laughing like a crazy person.  This is the call he took:

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

Tech Rep: "Yes, it is.  How may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period.  How do I go about getting that fixed?"

Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

Tech Rep: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am.  Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show?  How did you get this cup holder?  Does it have any trademark on it?"

Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional.  It just has '4X' on it."

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it.  The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive.
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Interview Question

    "Now this is the verbal part of your employment test," said the interviewer. "Can you…
  • Default Image

    Makeup Routine

    Every morning, a little girl would go in the bathroom to watch Mommy as she was putting…
  • Default Image

    Typing Test

    A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: "We have…
  • Default Image

    Moth Madness

    A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a…
  • picture of university building

    How To Write A College Paper

    How to write a College Paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted…
  • Default Image

    Sponge Mistake

    In the doctors office two patients are talking."You know, I had an appendectomy last…
  • Default Image

    Cat Sitting

    One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's indoor feline, it escaped outside. When…
  • Default Image

    Penguin Breakdown

    There was this truck driver who had to deliver five hundred penguins to the state zoo. As…
  • Default Image

    Real 911 Calls

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots…
  • Default Image

    $50 Question

    A scientist and a poet were traveling in the same compartment on a train. They had never…
  • letter-writing

    Rejected Rejection

    Re: Rejected Rejection Dear Ms. Ezell: Thank you for your letter of July 17. After…
  • Default Image

    "Dilbert Quote" Contest

    A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to…
  • Default Image

    Name Problem

    It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the…
  • Default Image

    Weird Library Reference Questions

    All of these situations are real and some of them were mighty embarrassing.Enjoy! Part 1:…
  • lip balm lips

    Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline

    9. "Hi, is this the chopstick hotline?" 8. "Okay, I removed the cap -- now what?" 7. "Can…