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    Young Love

    One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took…
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    Cutting Class

    "Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose…
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    First Passport

    At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth…
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    Psychology Course

    During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course…
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    Sleeping Leg

    A lady had been exposed to strep and needed to visit the doctor's office just to have her…
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    Exercise Program

    Here is an exercise program for those of us whose wisdom exceeds our ambition. The doctor…
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    Larger Than 20

    A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our…
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    Family Loop

    Many, many years agoWhen I was twenty three,I got married to a widow,Pretty as could be.…
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    Yellow Canaries

    A lady went to a pet shop."I'd like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner."We…
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    Workplace Insanity

    How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace…
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    The Front Pew

    An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at…
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    Ahh, Tourists

    A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all…
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    Paper View

    I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my…
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    Little Johnny's Bike

    Little Johnny was one of those holy terrors. His dad was surprised when Johnny's mom…
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    Come and Get Me

    My brother dropped off his wife at the hairstylist and she was supposed to call me when…

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!"

  • Customer: "I have Microword Soft."
  • Customer: "Microwave Windows?"
  • Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"
  • Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help."
  • Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
  • Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."
  • Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."
  • Customer: "I use Outlook Explorer."
  • Customer: "I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem."
  • Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power harddrive."
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