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    Hearing Aid

    While talking with my semi-deaf uncle one evening, I noticed that his "hearing aid" was…
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    Goober Line Painter

    A goober who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was…
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    Losing Load

    A trucker stops for red light and a goober girl catches up. She knocks on the door and…
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    Politically Correct Football

    The Politically Correct National Football League would like to announce its name changes…
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    Survivalist Training

    A Scoutmaster was teaching his Boy Scouts about survival in the Alaskan wilderness. "What…
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    14 Letters

    Robert and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence…
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    Narrow Escape Responses

    There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The…
  • A funny clean joke about a dog and a truck and a parking lot.

    Dog Driver

    As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind…
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    Young Guy's "BG"

    At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and…
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    Medically Speaking

    The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he…
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    Robbie's Move

    Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new…
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    Police Report

    A motorist collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the police report were: Q -…
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    Goober Skydiver

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Rice Preference

    The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of…
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    New Recruit

    As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had…

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!"

  • Customer: "I have Microword Soft."
  • Customer: "Microwave Windows?"
  • Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"
  • Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help."
  • Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
  • Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."
  • Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."
  • Customer: "I use Outlook Explorer."
  • Customer: "I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem."
  • Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power harddrive."
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