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    Gore Flubs

    We've all flubbed things we were trying to say - here are some flubs attributed to Al…
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    Overdrawn

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    Stain Glass

    An area pastor tells of his first Sunday in the new parish and presenting the children's…
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    Modern Day Proverbs

    ON DEEP THOUGHTS A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES…
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    New Brain Study

    A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that…
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    Halloween Pun

    Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, were vacationing in Europe -- as it happens, in…
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    Steeple Paint

    The church steeple in Port Gibson is very high, and was being painted on a rather hot…
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    Substitute Teacher

    Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute…
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    Anniversary Card

    It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office.He told the…
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    Quips to Ponder

    If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving! My…
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    A Touch of Home

    Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home…
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    Big Date

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…
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    Lunch and Learn

    The company I work for sometimes holds "Lunch and Learn" seminars for employees during…
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    Chinese Knitting

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Peyton Manning is to football. She designed…
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    Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 Years To Learn

    1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.2.…

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!"

  • Customer: "I have Microword Soft."
  • Customer: "Microwave Windows?"
  • Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"
  • Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help."
  • Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
  • Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."
  • Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."
  • Customer: "I use Outlook Explorer."
  • Customer: "I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem."
  • Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power harddrive."
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