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    Pastor To The Rescue

    There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one…
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    Inferior Bags

    It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…
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    Deacon's Minutes

    The newly elected secretary for the Deacon Board at church submitted this report:October…
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    Open Microphone

    While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with…
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    Sunday Service

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the…
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    ACTS 2:38

    This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the things he…
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    Goober Ice Fishing

    A goober wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally,…
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    Two Feet

    A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car. Pushed to the…
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    Prayer Postions

    Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman…
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    Saved By The Tomato (copyrighted??)

    An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his…
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    Hunting Feedback

    I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a…
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    Online Support Group

    There's a new online support group for people who are addicted to the internet.It meets…
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    Dad Shopping

    In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with…
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    No Hero of Mine

    "King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother…

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!"

  • Customer: "I have Microword Soft."
  • Customer: "Microwave Windows?"
  • Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"
  • Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help."
  • Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
  • Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."
  • Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."
  • Customer: "I use Outlook Explorer."
  • Customer: "I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem."
  • Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power harddrive."
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