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    Mike's Girlfriend

    After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him --…
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    Older Parents

    We had our ten-year-old daughter late in life, long after our two boys were born. She is…
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    Community Newspaper

    Gilbert, South Carolina is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a…
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    Remember When

    An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to…
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    18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek

    *18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek*1. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious…
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    The Confused Goober

    The confused goober: 1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. 2.…
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    Living to 104

    At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his…
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    Carjacking Foiled

    TRUE STORY:Carjacking Foiled:An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4…
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    Wake Up Call

    One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke…
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    Enlisting Choices

    "Daddy," said my 11-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army.""Baby," I…
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    Cute Baby

    When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor…
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    Lost, Found Changed

    A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.It was found by an honest…
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    Army Fib

    While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old…
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    Out of Gas Options

    The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to…
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    Airport Security

    Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to…

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!"

  • Customer: "I have Microword Soft."
  • Customer: "Microwave Windows?"
  • Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"
  • Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help."
  • Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
  • Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."
  • Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."
  • Customer: "I use Outlook Explorer."
  • Customer: "I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem."
  • Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power harddrive."
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