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    Johnny Hollers

    Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out, "Okay everyone…
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    Cruising

    These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have…
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    Proper Attire

    Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that…
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    Golf Questions

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    Letters of Recommendation

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    Clutter Advice

    About a week ago, I came across an Internet advice column that told me how to eliminate…
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    The Cowboy's New Car

    Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart alec Tex" said the…
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    Concert Lights

    My 14-year-old daughter, Maggie, and her best friend, Joannie are fans of 60's music.…
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    Goober Hunters Flying

    Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were…
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    Check Up

    A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items.…
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    Scale Convention

    At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on…
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    Packing

    I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in…
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    Audi Alteram Parten

    During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Parten' rule was explained. Translated it…
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    Fiery Love

    Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they…
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    Goober Flight Lesson

    A goober went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all…

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!"

  • Customer: "I have Microword Soft."
  • Customer: "Microwave Windows?"
  • Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"
  • Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help."
  • Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
  • Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."
  • Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."
  • Customer: "I use Outlook Explorer."
  • Customer: "I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem."
  • Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power harddrive."
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