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Computer Customer Quotes

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!"

  • Customer: "I have Microword Soft."
  • Customer: "Microwave Windows?"
  • Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"
  • Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help."
  • Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
  • Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."
  • Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."
  • Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."
  • Customer: "I use Outlook Explorer."
  • Customer: "I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem."
  • Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power harddrive."
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