logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Computer Dating

computer keyboardA hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications.

He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.

The computer operated faultlessly.

It sent him a penguin.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • A woman keeps her promise to send money with her deceased husband.

    Sending it With Him

    There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a…
  • Default Image

    Creative Duelling

    In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man. The large man challenged his tormentor…
  • Default Image

    Stolen Turkey

    Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I…
  • Default Image

    Employee Reviews

    Here's some comments taken from employee reviews."Some drink from the fountain of…
  • military truck

    Private Peters

    The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training…
  • Default Image

    What's Good Tonight?

    Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to…
  • Default Image

    Things That Make You Go "Ummmmmmm????"

    If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Instead of talking to your…
  • Default Image

    Referrals

    When our local doctor began attending church services the minister was delighted, and it…
  • phone number buttons

    Bank Call

    One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right…
  • shopping

    Color Blind

    Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted…
  • map forest

    Best Guide

    I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself into. His party became hopelessly…
  • Default Image

    40 Year Difference

    When I was a 20-something college student, I became quite friendly with my study partner,…
  • Default Image

    Goober Mom Writes Goober Son

    Dear Son, I am writing slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we…
  • preacher

    Forgive Your Enemies

    The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a…
  • Default Image

    Kid Say

    The best laughs I have known in life have been from my own children. I have captured…