Computer One-liners - Part 3
Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming is an art form that fights back.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Real programs don't eat cache.
Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?
Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Smith & Wesson - The ultimate "Point-and-Click" Interface...
Some programming languages manage to absorb change but withstand progress.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
System going down at 5 pm to install scheduler bug.
System halted. Press Enter key to continue.
System has erased all work in progress. Press any key to ignore and continue.
System has violated data integrity. Delete all data? Y/y __
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
The determined programmer can write a FORTRAN program in any language.
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.