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    I can't come in to work today because . . . .

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    Spelling Information

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    Jericho Walls

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    What He Says - What He Means

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    Letter From A Farm Kid

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    Mike's Girlfriend

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    Utensil Rejection

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    Disguising Presents

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    Substitute Teacher

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    Y Zero K bug

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    Garage Wow

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    Gardening Help

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    Zucchini Sign

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Not that I need reminding, but time flies much too fast. When I was a teenager, I used to whine to my parents, "Just once I would like to see Aerosmith in concert before I die."

The other day my 13-year-old son, an aspiring rock star, blew my mind with

this: "Dad, I'd like to see Aerosmith just once before they die."

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