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    The Grandma Test

    I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the…
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    English Errors

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    Pig Call

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    Overdrawn

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  • Owl Jokes

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    Bulletin Humor

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    The Points System

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    Who Am I?

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    Vet Bills

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    Typo Apology

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    Blind Ambition

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  • If General Motors had a car help line

    Car Help Line

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    Number Eighteen

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    Cake Baking for Mom's of Small Children

    Cake Baking for Mom's of Small Children Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.…
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    Stolen Goat

    The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the…

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said,

"When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section, "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."

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