logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo…
  • Default Image

    Hi Tech Watch

    A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train which leaves at 6:00 PM but he…
  • Default Image

    Dentist Prayer

    One of my patients, about 6 yrs old, thought it wise to ask her dad to pray for her since…
  • Default Image

    Penguin Zoo

    Did you hear about the man that had a pet penguin? Soon after he got his penguin, he was…
  • Default Image

    Mirror Honesty

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full…
  • Default Image

    Anesthesiologist Bill

    Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to…
  • Default Image

    Computer Cup Holder

    A friend of mine was on the phone with a tech rep from another company. That tech rep…
  • printer 2

    Do It Yourself

    When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a…
  • Default Image

    Ticket Excuse

    Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers…
  • Default Image

    Grandma and God

    My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are…
  • Default Image

    Construction Noise

    During a beautiful spring afternoon, I was attending a music festival. Just as I stopped…
  • Default Image

    Egg Timing

    A friend of mine, a new bride, was on her honeymoon and spent one night at her spouse's…
  • Default Image

    Strange 911 Calls

    *Strange 911 Calls*A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share…
  • Default Image

    Freshman's Blind Date

    "How was your blind date?" a freshman college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the…
  • Default Image

    Prescription Check

    An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you…

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said,

"When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section, "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."

Powered By JFBConnect