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    Lost Over Washington State

    A helicopter was flying around above Washington State yesterday when an electrical…
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    Verbalized Prayers

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    Horse Batter

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    Patient Problem

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    Tips rejected by Martha Stewart

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    I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form

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    Coin Test

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    That's the Way . . .

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    Upset Wagon

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    Time To Wave

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    Sore Mover

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    Three-Sixty 727

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    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

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    Early

    Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he…

The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they might miss their connecting flight out of Aspen. When we finally landed, I found out just how nasty things got.

Over the intercom, a harried flight attendant announced, "Those of you continuing on to L.A. wait outside next to the boarding ramp and we will have a shuttle run you over."

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