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    Bank Call

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    Understanding Your Paycheck

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    Season Ticket Swap

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    Mom's Phone

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    Kitchen Wizard

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    Dog Growth

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    Blind Date Slap

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    At Home

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    Crash Report

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    Aunt Emma

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    Green Side Up

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    First Case Tried

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    Fee Surprise

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    Perfectly Made

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    Comedians' Convention

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The computer company my wife works for distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that included a pair of cuff links. One was inscribed Ctrl (control) and the other Esc (escape), just as they look on a computer keyboard.

"They would make a good present for any man," my wife commented to a colleague, "if only to remind him of the two things he can never have."

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