logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    First Salute

    The first salute received by a freshly commissioned Second Lieutenant is always…
  • Default Image

    Military Time

    My wife Delores never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she…
  • Default Image

    Birds and Bees

    Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the…
  • Default Image

    Community Paper

    Glenelg, Maryland is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a community…
  • Default Image

    Senior Citizen Discount

    "$5.37." That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my…
  • Default Image

    Another Try - Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say

    Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say...20. You know, when you build your…
  • Default Image

    Creative Duelling

    In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man. The large man challenged his tormentor…
  • Default Image

    Name Please

    A county traffic policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.…
  • Default Image

    Waking Up

    This week a man awoke from a coma that had lasted for 62 years. His first question was,…
  • Default Image

    Helpless Creatures

    A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur…
  • Default Image

    Athiest Groceries

    There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady…
  • Default Image
  • Default Image

    Free to Go

    Jon and Amanpreet were in an institution. This place had an annual contest where they…
  • Default Image

    My Dog At It

    A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning. That was about half the…
  • Default Image

    Picture Favor

    Dining out one evening, I noticed six teenagers boisterously celebrating some event at a…

The computer company my wife works for distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that included a pair of cuff links. One was inscribed Ctrl (control) and the other Esc (escape), just as they look on a computer keyboard.

"They would make a good present for any man," my wife commented to a colleague, "if only to remind him of the two things he can never have."

Powered By JFBConnect