logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • university building

    Evaluation Excerpts

    These are actual excerpts from college course evaluation forms: 1. "The textbook is…
  • centipede

    Centipede Snack

    A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to…
  • Default Image

    Will She Say Yes?

    An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and…
  • Default Image

    Stolen Truck

    The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just…
  • Default Image

    Pastors' Good News/Bad News

    Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.Bad News: You lost two of them in…
  • Default Image

    Funny Boss

    The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a…
  • Default Image

    Baggage Problem

    The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into…
  • Default Image

    Sweat Dreams

    While on vacation with my son and his family, I shared a room with my 4 year old…
  • Default Image

    Sibling Takes

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
  • Default Image

    Appendix Worry

    Old Jacob Johnson, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was…
  • Default Image

    Lit Match

    On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the…
  • Default Image

    Bridge Fishing

    Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge. The one guy drops over the bridge being…
  • Default Image

    Happy Eggs

    One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for…
  • Default Image

    Lawyer Questioning

    There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came…
  • Default Image

    CIA Note

    A college graduate applied for a job at the Central Intelligence Agency. Together with…

MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga.  (AP) - Brad Davis was training his puppy to pick up the scent of a treed raccoon when his colleague, Donnie Lamb, decided to shoot the raccoon out of the tree.  Trouble was, Davis was standing underneath it.

The 15-pound animal fell 60 feet onto his head, knocking him out and fracturing three vertebrae Dec.  17.  "I heard him shoot, and the next thing I knew, I was seeing lights shining in my eyes," said Davis, 27.

For Christmas, he got a hard hat, a raccoon cap and plenty of teasing.  "People have been picking at me bad," he said.  "A friend called me last night to go coon hunting and said I could sit in the truck and just listen to the dogs."

Powered By JFBConnect