logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Things Learned From Children

    Things I've learned from my children (honest and no kidding): * There is no such thing as…
  • Default Image

    Happy Marriage

    On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy…
  • Default Image

    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
  • Default Image

    Seatbelt Support

    I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. She asked, "Do I…
  • Default Image

    Measuring Hunger

    The parents in our cycling group were discussing the subject of teenagers and their…
  • Default Image

    No Ears, One Question

    Jack Summers is a constructor at a building site. One day on the site there is a massive…
  • Default Image

    Old Dodge

    A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He was…
  • Default Image

    Planning Ahead

    A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
  • Default Image

    Basement Pitch

    The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and…
  • Default Image

    Trouble At The Zoo

    Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at…
  • Default Image

    Enjoyment of Food

    Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French…
  • Default Image

    Flying Follies

    Each year, Chicago Center saves the top 20 excerpts from conversations between airline…
  • Default Image

    Tired of Rejection?

    Tired of being rejected for jobs - maybe this form letter will come in handy. Dear…
  • Default Image

    Dream Woman

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…
  • Wedding Day Truths

    From the Beginning

    My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he…
A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always be heard ticking off the weeks, days, hours, and minutes.

Our chief was not amused. "I've been on the job for 43 years, and I've never counted off the days until I'm outta here," he said to me.

I couldn't help agreeing with him. "That's because everyone else is counting for you."
Powered By JFBConnect