logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Goober Operator

    My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone Ian at my bank. When I called, the…
  • Default Image

    Dad Sayings

    I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance…
  • soccer-ball-and-net

    *Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer*

    *Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer* 1. Well, it's…
  • thermos

    Goober Return

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. A goober walks up…
  • Default Image

    Wilderness Guide

    "We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless…
  • Default Image

    City Preacher

    Having grown up just outside New York City, I barely knew a cow from an ear of corn.…
  • Default Image

    Muddy General

    During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered…
  • Default Image

    Correct Response

    While in an instrument flight-training class at Reese Air Force Base, Texas, I dozed off…
  • river

    Goober at the River

    You can find a picture of a goober at…
  • Default Image

    Walk-in Scream

    A woman went to a walk-in clinic, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about…
  • picture of elderly couple

    Sharing

    Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty…
  • Default Image

    Crossing Lesson

    There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming…
  • Default Image

    Computer One Liners - Part 1

    Computer One Liners - Part 1Hard Disk space: the final frontier!Hardware: The parts of a…
  • train station

    Large Party

    On one occasion William Howard Taft, in his work as an attorney, took a train to…
  • Default Image

    Bible Hunt

    One fellow was violently tearing through his Bible in a desperate search when a friend…

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse.  They crept up from an advantageous direction like a couple of commandos, pushed the outhouse over on one side and headed for the woods.  They circled round and returned home an hour later from a completely different direction thus, trying to divert suspicion from themselves.

Upon returning, their father approached them with switch in hand and bellowed, "Did you two push the outhouse over this afternoon?"

The older boy replied, "As learned in school, I cannot tell a lie. Yes, Father, we pushed over the outhouse this afternoon."

At this revelation, the farmer proceeded to punish the two boys severely and sent them to bed without supper.

In the morning, the two boys meekly approached the breakfast table and took their seats.  Everything was quiet until their father finally said, "Have you two learned your lesson?"

"Sure, Dad!" said the big brother, "But, in school we learned that George Washington admitted to HIS father that he'd chopped down a cherry tree and he was forgiven because he told the truth."

"Ah yes!' said the farmer, "BUT, George's DAD, wasn't in the cherry tree when he chopped it down!!!"

Powered By JFBConnect