logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Government Pipe Specifications

    1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal or plastic centered around…
  • Default Image

    Australian Vacation

    On a vacation to Australia, a Texas farmer meets an Aussie farmer and starts talking to…
  • Default Image

    Getting Fat

    When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room…
  • Default Image

    Blockbuster Surprise

    Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When…
  • Default Image

    Jean Squeeze

    A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a…
  • Default Image

    Car Pool Note

    A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.He tried…
  • medical desk

    Doctor's Advice

    A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's…
  • Default Image

    Top Ten Gift Comments

    What do you say when you get a gift you *Really Don't Like*.10. "Well, well, well, now,…
  • oil

    Oil Spill

    After a lady's car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of…
  • store sign

    Good Robbery

    The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized.…
  • Default Image

    Lawyer Light Bulb

    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Such number as may be deemed…
  • Default Image

    Amazing Golf Ball

    A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a salesman runs up to him,…
  • Default Image

    One Interest

    A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her…
  • Default Image

    Primative Tech Support

    The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when…
  • Default Image

    Photo Apology

    Photographer Ruth Van Bergen specialized in celebrity portraits. One wealthy woman…

puddleA man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to cross?" the man asked.

"I reckon so," replied the farmer.

The car was immediately swallowed by the puddle as the man drove in. In fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his car back to the surface.

As his head broke the surface the man said to the farmer, "I thought you said I could safely drive through this puddle!"

"Well, golly!" said the farmer, scratching his head.

"It only come up chest-high on my ducks!"

Powered By JFBConnect