logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Country Tunes

My wife and I were browsing in a crafts store when I noticed a display of country-style musical instruments. After looking over the flutes, dulcimers and recorders, I picked up a shiny, one-stringed instrument I took to be a mouth harp. I put it to my lips and, much to the amusement of other shoppers, twanged a few notes on it.

After watching from a distance, my wife came up and whispered in my ear, "I hate to tell you this, honey, but you're trying to play a cheese slicer."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Procedure Recall

    As a resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with the man whose wife was about to…
  • oil

    Oil Spill

    After a lady's car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of…
  • Default Image

    Sheriff Vet

    The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang,…
  • Default Image

    Work P-p-p-p-p-roblem

    A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and…
  • Default Image

    Brightness In Action

    *I worked with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and for the…
  • glasses

    Without Glasses

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
  • Default Image

    A Touch of Home

    Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home…
  • Default Image

    Dress Code for Seniors

    Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go…
  • Default Image

    Keyboard Jockey Exercise

    For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day)…
  • Default Image

    Exemplary Offspring

    Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There…
  • Default Image

    Starting To Date

    Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you…
  • Default Image

    You Know You're Growing Old When...

    You know you're growing old when... ..you've come to the annoying realization that your…
  • Default Image

    Signature Birthday Surprise

    A famous author was autographing copies of his new novel in a Cleveland department store.…
  • Default Image

    Wake Up Call

    One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke…
  • sunday school

    2 Sunday School Lessons

    *Sunday School Lesson #1* A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some…