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    Shoplifter Excuse

    My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…
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    Allergy Medicine

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    Lost Money

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    Connecting Chaos

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    Strangest Dream

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    Waking Up Grumpy

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    Just A Kiss Per Yard

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    Largest Amphibious Assault

    I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What…
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    Rhymes and Tubes

    Our family was leaving on a two week vacation and so my preparations took me into the…
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    Bonus

    Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace.Faced with hard times, the…
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    Teachers About to Retire

    You know you're a retiree-to-be when... 1. Fellow staff members greet you in the hall…
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    Dental Mommy

    For the first time, my four-year-old daughter Kelsey was coming to my office to have me,…
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    Lobster Tails

    A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and…
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    Saved by the Tomato

    A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife…
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    Withheld Pay

    After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by a…

Even mismatched couples may described kindly.

1. He's a chiropractor, and she is a pain in the neck.

2. He's a funny old goat, and she's a great kidder.

3. He doesn't have a dollar, and she has no sense.

4. He sells balloons for a living, and she's full of hot air.

5. He's bow-legged, and she's as straight as an arrow.

6. She's a math teacher, and he's a guy with a lot of problems.

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