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Cover All Exits!

During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away.

Later the sergeant reports to the chief, "Sorry sir, but they got away."

The chief, very disappointed, says, "I told you to cover all exits."

"I did," replied the sergeant, "But they got away through the entrance."

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